Keep your shirt on.
i am the grooty
also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it
Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…
*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5 minutes later* omg boys are so cute i love them 😍 choke me with ur dick
/can’t stop making dick jokes about naruto swallowing frogs and crows/
also, guilty pleasure ship ≖‿≖