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Keep your shirt on.

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latenightalaska:

i am the grooty

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valvala:

also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it

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missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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lameborghini:

*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5 minutes later* omg boys are so cute i love them 😍 choke me with ur dick

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bluejamjarart:

/can’t stop making dick jokes about naruto swallowing frogs and crows/

also, guilty pleasure ship ≖‿≖

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