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A tornado warning at work. Finally, something interesting.

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

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booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

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kennyackermans:

naruto is ending this year

and for the first time

i don’t want to believe it

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ptvjaimepreciado:

Thanks for voting for me and my band at the AP awards!!! The fans are the reason we get these awards so thank you soooooooo much! #bestbassist #bestliveband #apmas

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catchmesavingdaylight:

Finding carter was intense, right?
XD
fluffyduckgardens

That it was.

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But I sign up with that trip it would be like Italy all over again.

No actual friends.

I rather be like my aunt and go in a trip every year or two, but then again…

Who would I go with ?

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deer-dearest:

i got up at 5am to draw this